“Evolution is a conspiracy,” says Ty Rex, king of the carnivore dinosaurs. “We didn’t live our lives just to become your fossil fuel.”
A growing movement among extinct species has been gaining force in recent millenniums. Naturalists have long complained of having Dodo eggs dropped on their heads from the extinct birds protesting their classification. Other species claim to be misrepresented by paleontologists. “I’m not as horny as I look,” said the triceratops, “just try to get under this tail.”
Queen Kong is suing the City of New York for abduction and ape-slaughter claiming that giant apes are an endangered species. “He was arrested in our Kingdom of Skull Island, extradited to the United States, held without charges and he’s not even Muslim.” The Queen feels that the death and destruction caused by the King in his attempted escape was justified by his oppression. “They sail a blond half way around the world to trap my Kong and think that there isn’t going to be trouble? Blonds have been blonds ever since there were blonds.”
More recent extinctions like honest bankers and sane brokers bide their time. This isn’t the first time the climate changed.
Don Arrup
Satire1
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