Thursday, November 26, 2009

No Thanks Giving 09

Satire1 asks all of its readers who are still employed to direct their charitable contributions to Bank of America in Charlotte, North Carolina so that they may continue their important lobbying effort to block consumer protections from becoming law. Our failure to properly fund this cause could result in a reduction of multi-million dollar bonuses so needed by the people who stole your children’s future.

I don’t know where to send the troops. The whole world terrifies me.

People are starting to pull 2010 on me. I don’t believe in 2010 yet. I can’t see the end of 2009. I haven’t survived it.

A rose by any other name would not smell as sweet. It’d smell like feet.

Don Arrup
Satire1

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