GM granted patent on the wheel.
Sophia Loren’s patent on cleavage reinstated.
Poland Spring and Budweiser still contesting water.
When did God go broke? When did Nature cash out? How much does it cost to go to Heaven? I won’t even ask about Hell but I know Madoff qualified.
We used to split hairs. Then we split the atom. Now we dice our chromosomes. What next?
When is somebody going to create a new color? Purple is just a bitch between red and blue. Green is a lie.
I wake up scared and go to bed screaming and my bills are paid.
If Popeye the Sailor Man lived in a garbage can in good times where the hell is he now?
Europeans To Create New Universe With Supercollider
Though it will be much smaller than the Universe we live in scientists hope to engineer their Not So Big Bang to evolve into a manageable sized universe without some of the plagues of our existence.
“Imagine a world without disease, taxes or pop up ads. And if you want a human race without lawyers, bankers and game show hosts you basically have to start over.”
Don Arrup
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*Satire1 celebrates its third year of weekly attempts to make sense of the nonsense we endure.
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