Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Summer Vacation Deals 2011

Middle East Revolution Tour
Dodge bullets. Battle helicopter gun ships and be part of history. Luxury suites at world class hotels available at bargain basement prices throughout the upheaval.

European Basket Case Cruise
See Hitler’s job done as Mediterranean countries collapse to German frugality and get a preview of America in 2012 when Republicans cut government services back to the Stone Age.

Mexican Gang War Adventure
Get insider deals to your favorite narcotics while enjoying a reenactment of Roaring Twenties violence on an epic scale. In Spanish with American bullets.

Japanese Disaster Parks
Missed Hiroshima and Nagasaki? See what the real mother did when nature unleashed her fury on the coast of Nippon.

Chinese Pollution Parks
Watch our creditor scramble to put out rivers on fire while wading through air you can pluck with a chopstick.

Epicurean Extinction Excursion
Visit illegal restaurants across the globe serving endangered species. Where the rich play god for real.

Holy Land Sex Slave Trade Holiday
Get your religion and your rocks off too in brothels packed with pretty “masseuses” from the former Soviet Union.

Mid West Tornado Whirl
Be swept up in the amusement park that covers four states. You may not land in Oz but you’ll be in for a hell of a ride.

Mississippi Flood Party Barge
Join Old Man River on a paddlewheel BBQ over whole congressional districts that have since turned to mud parks.

Rustbelt Poorism Pilgrimage
America of tomorrow can be seen today in crumbling cities and towns where corporations have shipped jobs to other solar systems.

Land The Banks Forgot Bleisure Trip
Invest in what’s left of the mess of Florida and Arizona real estate while enjoying sunshine and others desperation.

Bring the whole family. Let them marvel at reality!

Don Arrup
Satire1

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