Leading Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney explained today how his love of firing people at companies that his corsair capital firm stole created jobs for Chinese and Mexican workers and helped preserve the financial security of the United States.
"Of course we outsourced every possible position at the companies we acquired. It was our duty to our shareholders and America. Without these jobs China wouldn't have the money to lend us and even more Mexicans would come over the border for work. Most of the people we did retain were cleaning staff and I made a point that they must be illegal immigrants who send at least half their wages back to Mexico."
"If more American companies would step up and do the right thing like we did no one would even think of crossing our borders because they would be leaving the very places where my fellow filthy rich are creating employment."
"President Obama continues to labor under the delusion that Americans want to work. He fails to realize that America is the economic and market laboratory for the world. We create new products and services so that other countries can steal them and sell them back to us at a lower price. This way we rich can get richer and the rest of Americans can still afford the products they used to make."
" And if there is anything that the last decade has taught us it is that the American dream is still alive. Any American, despite their financial situation, can own their own home for a least a couple of months and then get on with their lives. And to all those complainers who come up to me and tell me they can't find a job I tell them my shoes need a shine and I can't get that cheaper on line."
Don Arrup
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