Obama Go Easy

"My fellow Americans, it grieves me to inform you that as I speak the armed forces of the United

States under my orders as commander in chief are moving en masse across the borders of the city of New Orleans. I gave the order three days ago and due to months of intelligence gathering and round the clock searches on land, air and satellite we were able in to locate and positively identify the city."

"Six divisions of the Army have sealed the city line while the Navy has blockaded the Gulf, two divisions of the Marines have already stormed and taken the levies and the Air Force already enjoys air supremacy."

"This time no one will get out of New Orleans."

"Now as successful as the containment and invasion has been there will be casualties. Our troops will be exposed to poorly maintained public facilities, overpriced bars and brothels. Cajun food and in some cases even jazz. It is the price of freedom and why we honor those who visit New Orleans."

"We will be reinforced by both Canadian and British forces who will occupy the French Quarter and Ninth Ward as our Army Corps of Engineers and another army of ridiculously overpriced private firms begin the long process of nation building in this ungovernable land."

"Now in the spirit of full disclosure our intelligence agencies have estimated that this will not be the quick in and out that we enjoyed in Afghanistan but a decades long process of trying to build sound civil institutions, schools and an economic structure free enough of corruption to be able to support a democratic government."

Don Arrup

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