Debate 2012

1st Presidential Debate- Disemboweled- Winnie Poo'd vs Eeyore

Body language and facial expressions don't lie. Governor Romney having arrived a day early in mile high town had accustomed his colon to the stratospheric height and had just moved his bowels in triumphant fashion before the last touches on his makeup. 

President Obama having just dragged his large intestine across the skies stood in constipated tension. 

Romney having just let go of all his primary promises to Mad Hatters in one squat was nimble and loose with the facts. Obama trudged around the recession gorilla in the room.

Winner: Romney

Loser: The American People

Moderator: None

Vice Presidential Debate-Date with a sailor- Stat Man vs The Joker

Chaperone Martha Raddatz kept the boys hands on the table as they squabbled over who was the biggest liar like a sorority house mother trying to pick up the pieces of a disastrous date on Sunday morning. 

Vice President Biden was smiling like his Viagra had just kicked back in and was as intrusive as drunken sailor. Representative Ryan looked like it still hurt.

Winner: Marti Raddish

Loser: The American People

2cd Presidential Debate- Town Hall Brawl- The Mormon Mauler vs The Hawaiian Hope

Both Mauler and Hope reopened old wounds on their opponent with facts and jabs but threw only the widest roundhouses and feints at China, Iran and the economy.

Winner:

Loser:

Don Arrup

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