In the first secret presidential debate held in Boca Raton, Florida for the one percent last Saturday, both multimillionaire Obama and billionaire Romney pledged do everything necessary to keep the international financial casino open to counterweight the threat of China's real growth.
President Obama assured the owners of the country that the American victims know they've been robbed and if they don't cool the wholesale theft down a notch and hand over enough stooges for prosecution there will be a revolt.
Governor Romney claimed that if they blamed it all on the government they could continue to harvest the rest of the country's wealth until they reached the natural and righteous balance of owning 99% while leaving the victims the tax free remainder. As long as we keep some form of death care and social immunity the sheep will graze.
Bah, replied Obama, even sheep smell a wolf. The jig is on, he added, push it and the jig will be up.
Romney disagreed. I have the smile and the hair. That is all the victims believe in anymore. I'll appoint Ryan to do all the dirty work while I sympathize with the victims- the American victims. I'll blame the black guy for all their woes. It wasn't his fault. He did his best. There just wasn't ever enough that he could steal to meet all your needs.
Obama opined: Send the rich white weirder church than mine guy down in flames and the downtrodden will dance in the streets. Then I can continue to send rehashed Republican legislation from the 90's down for your Mad Hatters to filibuster.
The victims don't expect the government to help them, Romney argued. Only the illiterate super victims who the government maintained to scare the rest into line believed that. It is time for the charade to end and begin the harvest in earnest.
American victims are resourceful and used to the illusion of having some say in their lives, Obama countered. They can only be pushed so far down the toilet before they feel flushed. Then Occupy Wall Street will turn into an American Spring.
The victims will turn on the minorities like they always do in hard times, Romney said. They have plenty of Muslims, Asians and people of color to satiate their thirst for vengeance.
Do you really want to steal the rest of the country with a white guy in the Oval Office, Obama asked. If you really want to finish the harvest in the next four years I'm the perfect dupe. I'm black, supposedly Muslim, African and there are still working class conservatives who think I'm a liberal.
The moderator Secret G thanked the puppets for their time and reminded the owners that they will have to decide before the faux public debates began in order to manipulate the polls in line with their choice.
Don Arrup
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