President Obama signed the Federal Aviation Administration clearance to use drones for commercial purposes in 2015 and has asked Congress to create rules for their use as if that body can get anything done.
Drone manufacturers are considering what markets to target with their current observation/annihilation military models.
Truancy Drone-used by high schools to locate absent students
Philandering Drone- reads license plates outside bars and motels
Teen Drone-make out spots and drug corners observed
Hit Drone-Mafia model to be sold at gun shows
Parking Spot Drone-ever bring your car to Manhattan?
Bikini Drone-beach birdwatchers search for best filled swimsuits
Hippo Drone-Ice cream vendor's positioning in park near most obese park goers
Bone Drone-archeologists and extreme necrophiliacs
Relief Drone- restroom locator on Interstate highways
Don Arrup
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