Funny Cello Handbag

Maggie Thatch

Handbag trashed

Eric Von Zipper

Leader of Mice and Rats

In

Pajama Party Parliament

First donned Disney's ears

While sprouting through her sweater

Busting out for business 

And British independence

But the Mice and Rats

Couldn't have that

Get her in bed with Europe

And slip the Euro in

No, No, No

Confluence is sin

Don't let them in

To our pockets

Our pants

Our regulatory dance

If Fascists take the Falklands

Frankie is in the Naval Reserve

If Saddam takes Kuwait

Ronnie's butler has shown nerve

 So what if Annette Funicello

And Mararet Thatcher 

Were not the same woman

They died Monday

And I'll miss them

Don Arrup

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