Though pollution is officially under control, the carbon monoxide levels are still dangerously high. Men and women are asked to respirate on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays while children, athletes and old people may breath at will.
Too many flags, the world is too small. I’m tired of the color, the excitement, the smiles and the youth. There’s nothing to be happy about. Most of you will lose.
Only Batman, the Lone Ranger and the Phantom will be permitted to wear masks. If Superman and Chinaman can take the pollution so should you.
Brett Farve breaks world’s record in false retirements. Red Army team has been delayed by road game in Georgia. Sudan’s Equestrian team is still busy in Darfur. Beach Volleyball is not a sport. Protesting in Tiananmen Square is. 2012 Games should be held in Tibet, which is to say nowhere. Thank god China completely cleaned up its human rights record before the Opening Ceremonies and has allowed the media all the access it promised.
What do I think of the games? Hitler would be proud.
Don Arrup
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Social and Political musings of the Mad Playwright of 95th Street.
