As the ping pong champ Greg Smith jumped ship at the tip of Wall Street last week Satire1 set up shop outside 200 West Street to talk to the Goldman banksters he left behind.
"Any smalltime client with any sense knew that we never gave a shit about them but since we usually made a killing we made sure to feed the pigeons."
"You don't take your money to Greed Street and look for a nice guy. If you're looking to make money without really working then you're a thief and you want to be in with the smartest thieves."
"Sure we played both sides of the bubble but we let our clients in on the action. We blew it up and they took the pop."
"This will all blow over after Romney takes office. He was one of us and the best president right now that money can buy."
"I'm not worried about prosecution. The prisons they send us to are like Club Med and I could use a vacation. But I've heard rumors about Washington possibly taxing our loot- even invading the Cayman Islands. It just doesn't pay being a pirate anymore."
"Your kid couldn't build a sand castle on the beach without our financing. If they jail every white collar criminal in this country Americans are going to find themselves living like the Flintstones."
Don Arrup
Satire1
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