O'Bama

President O'Bama addressed the nation in his weekly radio address on Saint Patrick's Day.

"My fellow Irish Americans. I want to extend to you from all the O'Bamas our wishes for you to have an intoxicated and embattled Saint Patrick's Day. I know that the country continues to struggle. We are still spilling American blood in distant deserts while those they left behind lose their homes while their children face ever shrinking prospects and massive student debt."

"But there is pot of oil at the end of the rainbow if only we could find the rainbow. The ornery leprechaun banker that guards it will be prosecuted and I guarantee that his wrist will be slapped for trashing our economy and destroying our future."

"Until then, let us continue to prod our dead horse economy by the spending of the green, green technology dreams, kissing the Boehner stone and furious fisticuffs over every detail of the budget as if any legislation could spare us from becoming the Ireland of Americas."

Don O'Arrup

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