Soldier Boy

She fell in love with a soldier

But ended up with a spy 

Both married, have kids

And in the public eye

No pictures of her husband

Who was also fed the lies

Spy's wife got a big job

And doubled in her size

Ten years, two wars

Is a long not fucking time

He didn't win the wars

But controlled the mess we made

Sparing lives and treasure

Why shouldn't he get laid?

The big chief seat was taken

Where does a hero go?

To their 24th home

To run the spook show

All the dangers in the world

Not enough to fill his glass

So he reached to Carolina

For some easy ass

But groupies have their rivals

And wars all of their own

Everything's on the internet

Including who you bone

So our nation's greatest strategist

And master of our spies

Couldn't even cover up

A rendezvous with thigh

Don Arrup

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