Mitt Romney on a conference call to major donors.
"Its hard to beat a guy who just gives people stuff for free."
"Obama wants to continue to fund the Veteran's Administration to care for soldiers who can't even fight anymore. And Public Television just because they get our children interested in learning. And relief for the Sandy smashed New York metropolitan area. What people who aren't rich are doing living near New York is beyond me."
"Obama Care is going to provide for millions more people. This will practically starve the funeral homes which are family owned businesses. I don't know what he has against entrepreneurs."
"Soon you won't even be able to buy food outside a restaurant without food stamps. If people aren't hungry they won't leave their TV sets."
"So Obama bought his support with your tax dollars but you were right to back me because if I had won you wouldn't have had to pay a dime."
Don Arrup
Satire1
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