Recent questions from the most publicized polls
Which candidate are you currently supporting, Obama or the Democratic nominee?
Which candidate do you feel could best handle the economy, Obama or the Democratic nominee?
Which candidate do you feel is more likely to get us into another war, McCain or the Republican nominee?
Is Barack Obama black enough to play for the Harlem Globetrotters?
Is John McCain too old to play in the NFL?
Is Sarah Palin a woman?
Joe Biden?
If another terrorist attack devastated New York would it be more harmful to the country than Wall Street remaining intact?
If New Orleans is flooded by another hurricane who is the better swimmer, Obama or McCain?
If the Earth is attacked by bigheaded Martians with rude booties who is better qualified to negotiate with them, Obama or McCain?
Who do you think could negotiate a better trade deal with the insect world, Obama or McCain?
If China and India surpass us in technology and trade us into the Stone Age who could build the best fire, Obama or McCain?
If Russia invades Alaska and Hawaii who cares?
Which candidate most reminds you of Elvis Priestly?
Which candidate most reminds you of John McCain?
Just who the hell is Barack Obama?
When will this clown show be over?
Don Arrup
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Social and Political musings of the Mad Playwright of 95th Street.
