Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Florida Neighborhood Watch Guidelines


The following guidelines have been proposed by the legislature of the Florida on how neighborhood watch people should conduct themselves while on patrol.

If you see…

A white man with tattoos and facial hair but no watch
Shoot in leg

An Asian man with a bad haircut
Shoot in foot

A well built Hispanic woman with no purse
Strip search

An elderly African American man with a walker
Handcuff and alert your nearest 7Eleven

Anyone carrying an open bag of Skittles
Confront then draw

If you can't determine the stranger's race or gender
Kill then question

STAND YOUR GROUND!

Don Arrup
Satire1

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