Motor City Go Go

As the City of Detroit, Michigan files for Chapter 9 Bankruptcy and pundits decry the sins of the opposing party as the culprit, Satire1 steps in to talk to the people most affected by the failure, the citizens of Kneebox, Kansas. 

"After the breakup of the Supremes it was only a matter of time."

"Their criminals are not doing their job. It's as plain as that. The city pensioners are the only ones walking around with a check. They should be killing them and clearing up their actuarial tables."

"Detroit is Sodom and Los Angeles is Gomorrah. Now that it has fallen don't look back unless you want dogs licking you down to nothing."

"The SUVs they've been making are not deadly enough. If they would just beef up the bumpers with ramrods then even fender benders would lighten the retiree roles."

"I'm all for giving civil servants good pensions upon retirement but you can't give them health insurance too. They need to be dying off in the emergency room refugee camps like everybody else or it's just too expensive."

"We surrendered Detroit to the Canadians in 1812. The people in the streets of Detroit still speak Canadian to each other to this day. That makes it theirs."

"Detroit girls all have big behinds and I like big behinds. Congress has got to act."

"I lose a tooth in my fly every time I hear about Detroit. Push it into one of those big lakes."

"Henry Ford was a closet Jew and he had a Jewish marriage long before the Supreme Court got crazy this summer."

Don Arrup

Satire1